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You should check out this sweet Engrish found on the back of the sports strap for the Meizu player (in addition to the box reading
“Protect Closely/Carry Conveniently”

Caution

• Don’t contact high temperature, to avoid the plastic melting and scalding
• Don’t press heavily, to avoid the equipment breaking
• Keep away from the sharp, to avoid the equipment and accessary scraping
• Keep the accessary out of reach of childred, to avoid swallowing and choking
• Using incorrectly will damage the equipment and accessary
• Refitting self-assertively will cannot use this accessary