fleshyorgans

Sis: So Saturday I was desperately wishing for donuts
Sis: Which of course all have dairy in them
Sis: And I especially miss eclairs
Sis: So we were at the grocery store, and I was sighing over the donut case and telling dh how much I missed eclairs
Sis: And then we got further on and were next to an Entenmann’s table,and they had a package of eclairs sitting there
Sis: so I picked it up and read the label while Dan was saying “yeah right, you wish…”
Sis: And it doesn’t list dairy
Sis: So I bought them
Sis: And used their form online to ask them about it, but then it said that they’d contact me via traditional mail or phone, so I called them today
Sis: I am thoroughly confused now, this lady was a dimwit
Me: heh
Me: I’m sorry
Sis: I told her that the label doesn’t indicate dairy, and I wanted to make sure it was true or whether it was mis-labeled
Sis: And she said “well, the label is right”
Sis: I said, so there’s no dairy in it?
Sis: She said “well, it’s Kosher Dairy”
Me: jeez
Sis: I said I don’t care about the kosher part of it, I want to know if there is dairy in it
Sis: She said Yes, there’s dairy in them
Sis: And I said Ok, so the label is wroong?
Sis: And she said no, it’s right
Sis: But the label doens’t say there’s dairy
Sis: She said well, there are eggs in it
Sis: I paused, and then said “eggs aren’t dairy”
Me: hah
Me: that is so awesome
Sis: I said the label doesn’t say there’s dairy in it
Sis: And she said “well, the label is right”
Sis: ??????
Sis: I have no frickin clue now
Me: maybe you could ask for someone who isn’t functionally retarded