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Underworld

January 28th, 2006 · 1 Comment

Saw Underworld: Evolution, tonight.

Entertaining, but the frequent exposition/narration sort of ruined my enjoyment. Note to filmmakers: don’t tell me why something happened, show me. Trust me, it’s possible. Many, many moviemakers have done it before.

Filmgoers: please refrain from taking your 5 year old child to see movies if they are unable to be quiet. Also, do you really think it’s appropriate to take said 5 year old to a movie that contains extended bits of softcore, partial frontal nudity, people being thrown into helicopter blades, and fucking heads getting sliced and ripped in half?

RIPPED IN HALF. Four times there were heads being ripped in half.

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  • 1 Drizew // Feb 1, 2006 at 6:46 pm

    So would this partial frontal nudity be on the part of one Kate Beckinsale? Cuz if so, I think you just sold me on the movie, incessant gabbing or not. Well, that and heads being ripped in half four times. That’s a big plus.

    As for kids in theaters, I wholeheartedly agree with your comments. I still recall (with much malice) the 3 year old girl who kept asking 3 year old questions like “Who is that man?”, “Why is he doing that?”, “What did he say?” during The Matrix: Reloaded. My favorite was the “Mommy, what’s that man doing to that lady?” during the sex scene. Explain that to your brat, ma’am. But not right in the theater, as your irritating little progeny has already ruined the movie experience for me.

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