Dear Jeans,
I know I was standoffish towards you at first. When I first met you, you seemed restrictive and tight. I thought you were chick-jeans at first! But now that I have worn you for several months, I would like to say that I truly appreciate all you do for me.
I enjoy the cut of your legs. They flare just the right amount; not too much, not too little. Your seat makes my butt look nice… I’ve never been one to admire my own ass, but you make me do it, God help me. And the inital feeling of tightness around the package has been replaced with an appreciation for how you lift, support, and define. Thank you for that.
All I ask of you is that you work on the button-fly thing. It’s really a pain to undo when I have to pee. Aside from that, all is bliss. Thank you.
With Love,
Jonathan
