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Baby Taco!
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Fruit Smoothie. Makes 38 oz.: Ingredients: 1 apple 1 navel orange 1 banana 5 strawberries 15 raspberries 31 blueberries 1/2 T sugar 12 ice cubes Instructions: Rinse all ingredients (except the ice and sugar, that’s just silly) Cube apple, crush in blender Peel and slice orange, add to blender and crush Remove tops from strawberries, [...]

This is “strawberries and cream” oatmeal from Quaker Oats. It kind of looks like.. I dunno. Vomit and scabs. Still, pretty tasty.

I’m contemplating a natural diet for Winter. So far I know that I can feed her and she will eat the following: Filet o’ Fish Chicken Selects Pizza Rolls Strawberry and Banana Yogurt Flies I consider this information invaluable. Regarding point 5 — last night Winter was chattering at the wall in my bedroom. I [...]

The other night my roommate and I were digging through a 10 pound sack of candy I’d gotten from my sister and we found an oddity… You know Tootsie Pops? Apparently there are miniature versions. What is the point, really? The fudgey tootsie bit is what, an eighth of an inch in diameter when you [...]

I just got D’Peach Mode, a Jones Soda beverage from Panera today… This stuff is awesome. It tastes like cool, refreshing, Amoxicillin — otherwise known as The Pink Stuff. It’s awesome.

I sunburned my face on Sunday. Not bad, but enough to suck. I’ll let you in on a little secret concerning this: never wash a sunburned face with Lava soap. So, Sunday was the last autocross of the season for the local SCCA group (not to be confused with the SCA. Totally different group of [...]