Homework from fourth grade. I still think these are good answers. Pretty much phoned in number 3. Note that I was learning political correctness on that. I remember thinking that it might be bad to make a fat joke. Now, of course, my main consideration is whether or not it’s funny. Also note that my [...]
Posts tagged children
Werner Herzog reads Curious George
bobbydigital: Werner Herzog reads Curious George
Baby head roiling under the flesh?
That’s a different way of saying, “My daughter is kicking up a storm and moving around a lot, lately.” Goes to show that how you say something really changes the tone of the message.
Things you tell your kids
Me: have you heard people say, “I just want to eat you up” in reference to children?
Wife: yes. it’s weird
Me: that’s sort of weird, you know?
Me: heh
Wife: 
Wife: it is
Wife: we should teach our child to scream “a witch!” whenever someone says…
Oh man I’m totally going to be like this, come December
Asterisk Mode I was totally like this after my wife and I got engaged. “Can’t you see that I’m engaged?! I am getting soup and I am engaged!!!” And then after the wedding, “Can’t you see that I’m married?! I am eating soup and I am married!!!” And then after we found out we were [...]
James Dobson’s Intriguing Views on Beating Dogs and Spanking Children
James Dobson’s Intriguing Views on Beating Dogs and Spanking Children: I like articles like this because it isn’t so much about disagreeing with the other person, but more about trying to understand why someone would think differently from you. Ess…
You probably don’t know the answers, either
You probably don’t know the answers, either: The funny thing about these lists is that people read them for the perspective of kids, but really it’s for the perspective of adults as they interface with kids.
For example, why were these items in parti…
