- The Leaning Tower of Pisa is made out of fish
- The word “fish” rhymes with “electricity”, “bundle”, and “pajamas”
- There are three kinds of fish: Trout, Salmon, and Lionel the Intelligent Fish who wears a suit and has his own apartment.
- There are enough fish in the Atlantic Ocean to feed the entire population of Canada; with the exception of Eric LaPloi of Winnipeg, Manitoba, who would have to make do with some rice and a salad.
- Fish are notoriously afraid of donuts. Thus the expression, “The fish is afraid of the donut.”
- My uncle married a fish.
- The song, “Hey everybody! Look at the fish!” is the only known song about fish that contains the word, “cumberbund.”
- In some countries it is considered unusual to tie a fish to one’s head and squeak like a mouse.
- Abraham Lincoln was allergic to walnuts.
(*As reported by Radio Free Vestibule)
